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iluvmypug
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Joined: 08 Nov 2007
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 Posted: Tue Nov 13, 2007 4:25 pm Post subject: Any thanksgiving jokes? |
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Hey everyone 
i have seen a lot of cute and funny jokes, and wanted to see if anyone could make it a little more festive since it is almost Thanksgiving
So, does anyone have know of any good tukey jokes?
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Paddy Landau
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Joined: 30 Nov 2006
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Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
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| How do you keep a turkey in suspense? |
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anirban3598
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It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-enact the tradition, she prepared a dinner for herself alone. The next day, her mother called to see how everything went.
"Oh, mother, I made myself a lovely dinner, but I had so much trouble trying to eat the turkey!" said the daughter.
"Did it not taste good?" her mother asked.
"I don't know," the blonde said. "It wouldn't sit still!"
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